Bratface and Waffle are two 5th grade kids who are always in trouble. Not intentionally, of course. Well, usually, but those are just details. Let's face it, Bratface has big ideas and plans. He is a man of action. Unfortunately, he gets very impressed with his ideas and occasionally gets carried away, which is why his plans can sometimes be misconstrued as scams. Hey, you can't blame a guy for trying.

Bratface resents the fact that the other kids at school have not yet recognized his genius. Once he becomes rich and powerful, he'll get back at all the kids who picked on him and all the girls who didn't like him. One last thing - Bratface also has a complex about his short height, so try not to call attention to it.

Waffle is his sidekick. Waffle barely talks and usually only says a word or two, like "Hey, cool". He goes along with all of Bratfaces' schemes. Waffle is tall and skinny and wears clothes that are a little too big. He always wears a wool hat that covers his eyes. Sometimes it's hard to tell what he's thinking. Mostly because he's not thinking much at all.

This is the story of Bratface's struggle to climb to power in his grammar school. And yes, he and Waffle are made of clay.